December 2011
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
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“And there are some things I’ll never understand: Why a country needs a...”
– Jack’s Mannequin-“Last Straw”
Season 8, Episode 12: Pool Party
jimhalpert:
POOL
PARTY
JIM AT A POOL PARTY? YES? YES?? YES.
When I die:
tyleroakley:
Last words: “My body is ready.”
Obituary: “Tyler has lost the ability to even. He led an A+ life, changed everything, and was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, it would be accurate to sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ”
Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
I got a Hot Pocket, Hot Pocket full of sunshine.
tyleroakley:
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
sandy: i love karate!
spongebob: i love kara-tay!
mr. krabs: i love money-ay!
squidward: i hate all of you
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